

Human beings emit an average of 14 farts per day. Considering that most of mine occur while in a business meeting or on a dinner date, I began to wonder exactly what causes gas and how it can be prevented. Call me superficial, but this week I’ve chosen to enlighten my readers on the mysteries of intestinal emissions.
Gas occurs as a result of the breakdown of food products (usually carbohydrates). As food passes through the large intestine, hydrogen, carbon dioxide and methane are produced. The amount of food and trigger type for gas varies widely from person to person. It is also related to the natural bacterial balance in each person’s colon.
Causes of Gut Busting Gas
1. Lactose
Lactose is the main sugar in milk products. Adults are commonly deficient in the enzyme necessary to break down lactose, so when the sugar enters the colon, it is broken down into gas-forming elements. This causes cramping, diarrhea and gas.
2. Sorbitol
This is a natural sugar found in apples, pears, peaches and prunes. It is a sugar alcohol and is commonly used as an artificial sweetener in gum and candy.
3. Raffinose
Beans contain large amounts of this sugar, as do cabbage, brussel sprouts and broccoli. The resulting flatulence is the most odiferous around.
4. Fiber
Too much insoluble fiber (the kind found in supplements) causes gas. In order to make their food labels appear healthy, processed foods contain undigestible fiber and artificial sweeteners. That’s why a Fiber One bar is fart city.
Fart Fixers
1. Eliminate Dairy Products
Try this for two weeks. You may indeed be lactose intolerant. While technically not an allergy, this problem is life-long and can be quite a nuisance. You can either avoid lactose or take an enzyme supplement (Lactaid), at mealtime. For more information on lactose intolerance, check out http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmedhealth/PMH0001321/
2. Skip Sweeteners
Avoid sugar free gum and beverages (sorbitol, lactitol, maltitol, erythritol and xylitol, to name a few). Gum also causes you to swallow air; leading to belching and farting. Pretty soon, you’ll be sitting on the couch in a wife-beater tee and watching professional wrestling.
3. Probiotics
Available at every drugstore, these capsules contain millions of healthy bacteria. These bacteria reset the colon, promoting healthier digestion. Try them daily for 2-3 months and then stop.
4. Beano
IT REALLY WORKS! This over-the-counter supplement contains enzymes that help break down sugars. It must be taken with meals in order to prevent gas. Beano won’t relieve gas once it’s started or if it’s related to Lactose deficiency or fiber overload.
5. Gas-X
Once gas strikes, this is your only option. Simethicone, the active ingredient in Gas-X, is like soap. It enters the intestine, coating the gas with surfactant, and breaking it up into tiny bubbles. Theoretically, it should reduce bloating and gas. The truth is, it doesn’t work very well.
6. Add Fiber Gradually
Don’t decide to turn over a new leaf by eating 30 grams of fiber. You’ll be miserable (and so will your family). Your colon needs some time to get used to dietary fiber. Begin with 5 grams daily for the first week. As each week passes, increase your intake by 5 grams, until you reach a goal of 25-30 grams per day.
7. Charcoal
Believe it or not, the same stuff that makes your babyback ribs taste delicious can reduce your flatulence. Activated charcoal is available on the internet and in health food stores. Talk to your doctor before considering this; it has side effects and drug interactions.
Do your best to identify and avoid your flatulence-inducing foods. If you’re like me, the realization is always too late. Worst case scenario? Blame it on the dog.
